My supervisor has made me feel like an asshole. Okay maybe not asshole but a heel. He came up to me and asked if I stole towels from hotels. WHY I got on the defensive, I dunno but defensive I got…

The past two years, we have spent an abundant amount of time travelling and an absurd amount of money in hotels. I’ve never been tempted to steal like a TV, a pillow, or a blanket. Just the towels from the freakin’ swimming pool. Oh! And the pens and paper they just leave hanging out on the tables. I have quite the collection of pens and pads. Annnnnnnnnnnd the towels.

Now I’ve decided to never steal a damn towel AGAIN in my life. He just looked totally unhinged because I did such a heinous crime. Can I get fired for stealing a towel from a hotel?
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I so hate being broke but really, who LOVES it?

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My mom called me at work and left a message. In this totally cute sing songy voice she says 'call me back, lovin' ya. Mommie'....there is so much laughter in her voice I immediately call her back...

'mom, whats up.'

'nothing, you dad is in the back yard clearing some branches and stuff...'

'MOM...its 91 degrees in the shade.....'

My mom laughs and says 'I know sweetie but you know your daddy'

ummm yeah I know my dad...the man had a quadruple bypass two years ago...yeah...him.

'okay ummm Mom, I dont think its cool that he is outside in this heat..working..when he passes out...dont call me.'

Meanwhile my mom is still chuckling

'what is SO funny'

'well, you wouldnt lemme finish! Your dad's out back clearing brush and for a minute I lost him so I yelled out the back window for him ...he didnt say anything so I went looking for him. I got to the edge and he says 'honey! honey! i'm up here'...".

When I didnt say anything she laughed 'your daddy had climbed up into the tree and was cutting branches so I went and got the camera and took a picture in case anything happened!!!'

'Alright Mom, I'll talk to you later.'..... My parents are sick.