Simple rules, trust me.
*I get it that women will talk as they walk into the restroom and CONTINUE talking even though they may be 5 stalls down. I'm not a stall talker over all but when talking about what Henry did to the ‘fridge is different than talking about how Henry makes your nether regions hot. Shells (you call her Perfectly Shelly) and I can be Chatty Cathy’s most of the time but once we enter the sanctity of the porcelain god’s…silence. Well…. but that maybe because we are talking about people and they might be behind stall door number 2.
*If you go into someone’s cubicle and they are on the phone…do NOT plop your booty down to wait it out. Privacy is a big issue….being irritating EVEN bigger.
*Don’t lean over my plate of food and say ‘smells good’. No explanation needed.
*There has GOT to be rules for elevators:
A: Don’t plow me down in your quest to get on while I’m getting off.
B: Don’t listen to the convo going on in the corner if the people are talking quietly….that means ummmm its private.
*STOP CLANKING YOUR SPOON ON YOUR COFFEE MUG!
*If you have to say 'I'm an intelligent man' seven times in one 10 minute conversation...I have to wonder which one of us you are trying to convince. STOP SAYING IT.
1 comment:
Amen to that....except, WHO was talking about Henry making their Nether regions hot? You didn't TELL me about THAT.
Ok, I've parked the booty while you are on a call.......so shoot me a look and I'll leave.......I've also sniffed your food...am I exempt since we're friends?
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