Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Why is it that when you are driving and someone realizes that their exit is coming up they speed up to cut in front of you? Why not SLOW down and get behind you WHERE THERE ARE NO CARS

Why do I feel a need to write a strongly worded letter to Lowe’s corporate offices because of the jump in price on the installation of my hot water heater? The only excuse they can give me is ‘Dan, the salesman, doesn’t know that a city ordinances had passed’

Why is it that an office in my government building has a card entry to get into it but the door takes a minute to close once someone comes in? If there is a need for that much security that you need a card to enter wouldn’t it make sense that the door shouldn’t have a delay on it closing ? NO ONE is there to watch and make sure no one sneaks in

Why do I keep eating this fresh pineapple when the inside of my mouth is on fire

Why do Girl Scouts sell their cookies right before spring hits

Why do people think it is a good practical joke to make fun of someone

Why was there teen age girls yelling for my baby boy to come over to their car??? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEllo…that’s my baby not some mack-daddy

Why does my feet and ankles hurt first thing in the morning

Why do people complain about something someone else does but it is the very thing they themselves do

Why am I so vain that I can’t throw away a pair of jeans that I wore in high school

2 comments:

JoLyn said...

This cracks me up! Excellent questions....and I do not have one answer!

Sherry said...

You were on fire with this one Jakki. I just sat here nodding my head, smiling and saying "uh huh", "uh huh"!!!