Brazilian nuts….God was thinking of me when he designed them
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Okoye had a game last night and I was torn between watching the game and playing with the cutest baby girl who decided I was her new best friend. This little lady sat behind me with mommy, daddy and I’m thinking grandfather and she had this delayed yell. After everyone would cheer for whatever reason, a few seconds later, she’d let out a battle cry that was so cute. By the end of the night, she was sharing her toys and had climbed into my lap. I was torn between thinking Momma was crazy to trust her baby with a complete stranger but still having this huge ache to have another child.
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I have really got to get back into watching my carbs. Here lately my readings are high. We are talking 160-211 high. Normally it should be about 99 to 105. HEY! I’m finally above average in something…..
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I really do NOT like Kanye West but I love his music. His sound is amazing and cant just be put into one category. But seriously SERIOUSLY I love his song Heartless. Love Lockdown is not too far behind but Heartless…that is even my ring tone.
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Its funny to see my niece with her first boyfriend. REAL boyfried. She’s been seeing this guy for a few months and I started to notice things. They were always going to dinner. To the movies. She went and got a new tattoo and instead of me going with her, he went. He show’s up at her job…just to surprise her. He brings her flowers. Wants to meet all the family. All that stuff. So this weekend, they had stopped over for a minute. Later on that night, I asked her when she was going to let the rest of the family meet her boyfriend. ‘he aint my boyfriend!’ ummm okay. Soooo just two minutes ago I get a text…’guess what’ I said ‘what’…and she says ‘I GOT A BOYFRIEND!’. Too funny.
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Who came up with the phrase ‘cold as a witches tit’?
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Okoye had a game last night and I was torn between watching the game and playing with the cutest baby girl who decided I was her new best friend. This little lady sat behind me with mommy, daddy and I’m thinking grandfather and she had this delayed yell. After everyone would cheer for whatever reason, a few seconds later, she’d let out a battle cry that was so cute. By the end of the night, she was sharing her toys and had climbed into my lap. I was torn between thinking Momma was crazy to trust her baby with a complete stranger but still having this huge ache to have another child.
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I have really got to get back into watching my carbs. Here lately my readings are high. We are talking 160-211 high. Normally it should be about 99 to 105. HEY! I’m finally above average in something…..
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I really do NOT like Kanye West but I love his music. His sound is amazing and cant just be put into one category. But seriously SERIOUSLY I love his song Heartless. Love Lockdown is not too far behind but Heartless…that is even my ring tone.
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Its funny to see my niece with her first boyfriend. REAL boyfried. She’s been seeing this guy for a few months and I started to notice things. They were always going to dinner. To the movies. She went and got a new tattoo and instead of me going with her, he went. He show’s up at her job…just to surprise her. He brings her flowers. Wants to meet all the family. All that stuff. So this weekend, they had stopped over for a minute. Later on that night, I asked her when she was going to let the rest of the family meet her boyfriend. ‘he aint my boyfriend!’ ummm okay. Soooo just two minutes ago I get a text…’guess what’ I said ‘what’…and she says ‘I GOT A BOYFRIEND!’. Too funny.
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Who came up with the phrase ‘cold as a witches tit’?
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3 comments:
I think the phrase was coined by a cold witch who forgot her shirt. Or that's how the urban legend goes. :)
My favorite is "colder than a well-digger's butt."
HA! This totally inspired my post today, as you noticed. :)
Awwww!! Cutest boys EVER!!!!
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